Joke

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Ladki ne ghar se bhag kar shaddi ki....

panch din baad wo rote hue wapas aayi.....

Baap : ab kyu aayi ho...???

Ladki : Papa wo BMW ka driver nikla... N95 bhi China wala tha......

ha ha ha ha ha ha

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America-Mobile Hamari Khoj Hai. China-Sim Card Hamari Khoj Hai. Japan-Sms Hamari Khoj Hai. Koriya-Blootuth Hamari Khoj Hai. INDIA-MISS CALL HAMARI KHOJ Hai..

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Santa ki Maa Ki tabiyat kharab thi, Hospital gaye to Doctor ne kaha ki "Test" Hongi. Santa: Inki umar zyada hai test nahi One-Day ya T-20 karwa lo

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Santa park me baitha tha.

Friend:Kya kar raha hai ?

Santa:Badla le Raha hu !

Frnd:Kaise?

Santar: waqt Ne mujhe barbad kiya hai,ab mai waqt barbad kar raha hu.

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