Friendship

Wo mulakat kuchh adhuri si lagi,
Pas hokar bhi duri si lagi.
Hontho par hasi aur annkhon me nami,
Pahli baar kisi ki dosti itni jaruri si lagi

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Do pal ki jindagi yun hi beet jayegi,
raat ke baad subah aayegi.
Agar khash logo ki yaad satayegi,
to kasam se aapki yaad sabse pahle aayegi.

Joke

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Ladki ne ghar se bhag kar shaddi ki....

panch din baad wo rote hue wapas aayi.....

Baap : ab kyu aayi ho...???

Ladki : Papa wo BMW ka driver nikla... N95 bhi China wala tha......

ha ha ha ha ha ha

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America-Mobile Hamari Khoj Hai. China-Sim Card Hamari Khoj Hai. Japan-Sms Hamari Khoj Hai. Koriya-Blootuth Hamari Khoj Hai. INDIA-MISS CALL HAMARI KHOJ Hai..

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Santa ki Maa Ki tabiyat kharab thi, Hospital gaye to Doctor ne kaha ki "Test" Hongi. Santa: Inki umar zyada hai test nahi One-Day ya T-20 karwa lo

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Santa park me baitha tha.

Friend:Kya kar raha hai ?

Santa:Badla le Raha hu !

Frnd:Kaise?

Santar: waqt Ne mujhe barbad kiya hai,ab mai waqt barbad kar raha hu.

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Kaun kisko dil mein jagah deta hai,
Ped bhi sukhe patte gira deta hai.
Wakif hain hum duniya ke riwazon se,
Dil bhar jaye to har koi bhula deta hai

मेरे दर्द का कोई नाम नहीं ....
तुम ने चाहा ही नहीं , हालत बदल सकते थे ...
तेरे आंसू मेरी आँखों से निकल सकते थे ..
तुम तो ठहरे रहे झील के पानी की तरह ..
दरिया बनते तो बोहोत दूर निकल सकते थे ... ....................
****इन आंसू से अगर उसे फर्क पड़ता ,
दिल को तो़ड़ने का अगर उसे अफ़सोस होता ,
दर्द का अगर उसे एहसास होता ,
तो खुदा को दर्द देने की आदत नहीं होती

Love is like war... Easy to start... Difficult to end.
Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream.
It's hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much.
Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes.
Love can touch you just one time but it can last for a life time.
Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship.
It's not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end.
Love is two hearts beating as one.
Love doesn't make the world go round; it just makes the ride worthwhile.

Aaj Barish Me Tumare Sang Nahana Hai
Sapna Ye Mera Kitna Suhana Hai
Barish K Ktre Jo Tere Hoton Pe Gire
Un Katro Ko Apne Hoton Se Uthana Hai

One Who Smoke Gets A Smoky Heart,
One Who Drink Gets An Alcoholic Heart,
So You Must Stop Eating Sweets,
Cuz You Are Already A SWEETHEART..

Raat kya dhali, Sitare Chale Gaye.
Gairon se kiya Gila jab, Apne Chale Gaye.
Jeet to sakte the Hum Ishq ki bazi,
magar Tumhe jitane ke liye hum harte chale gaye….